not exactly a private school girl, in fact, a dirt poor waste of space. I simply found this story hilarous, as im the kind of person that beleives in schadenfruede.
A girl from my primary school, a bossy little tart called Olivia who used to laugh at me, and make me cry, exclude me from her converstaions, and spread rumors aout me, was today spotted emerging out of the St. Vincent de Paul church in Strathmore with not one, but TWO children in hand and a very dazed looking boyfriend. A church you ask? Wouldnt really have expected a girl like O to be religious. Beliv me i didnt either, until my source told me that not-so-sweet Olivia was holding a baby in a Christening gown. What hilarity! They were all clad in Target last season markdowns and despite the pity i feel for this poor trashy gal in her hideous gettup, ill alays remember that she was the one who tripped me on the stairs, who had told the teachers i was the one talking i class wen she was,and who convinced all the boys to pick me last every spot class
Hoping god will help you? Here's to you Olivia! You won't get into heaven by sleepig around
Will keep you posted, next thing we know she might get cankles and a fat arse!
NOTHING STAYS SECRET FOREVER
Lots of Love
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