The biggest news this month. Bad boy Brodie Tuscon returns after three months in absentia. Reported by perez hilton to be travelling all through Europe, Brodie hardly made any impression on european teen society until an over the top party at his Belarus home brought him once again under the radar of all the gossip blogs, and mine.
B was spotted with little luggage, one gucci suitcase and a carryall. He returns to his school after this two week break, and rumors are already swirling about what else happened in Europe.
Stay tuned, and send me the deets my loyal followers
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Anonymous
Friday, March 26, 2010
M begins blog: Blasts from a Fashion Boy
Matthew, after being reported over his depressed state, has begun his own fashion blog. Blasts from a Fashion Boy certainly portrays some of his love for fashion, but perhaps not his excessiveness. Word has reached back to us from two very strong sources that M had quite a nice time in the designer stores of Paris, building up a carrier-bag-content worth over two thousand dollars, ONLY ON CLOTHES. Now, through the elite high-schoolers of melbourne, we have seen that rash or impulse spending at filthy amounts can be quite common (we've seen Georgiana Harrington go into Chanel and walk out having spent as much as her private yearly school fees, weve seen Constance Culmington receive a Porsche as her "L" car, and Brodie Tuscon's summer "cottage" in Portsea as an 18th bday pressie) but M is constantly on his clothes. His latest additions include leather boots, a trench coat, and Versace and Burberry small duffles. He's never without a scent and often has a tie on.
Blasts from a fashion boy will either flourish or fail, it should be interesting to see the turnout
Blasts from a fashion boy will either flourish or fail, it should be interesting to see the turnout
Sunday, March 14, 2010
M stopped at Chaddy, stocking up a shopping bill
M once again, dishing in some juicy gossip.
Spotted at Chadstone, with three unidentified strangers, was seen flocking through the high-end designer stores, building up a cluster of carrier bags shop by shop and almost looking like he was having fun. The not so recent gossip on M is that a certain depressed state has returned. Bulimia and now this M, watever wil u do?
:( :( :(
and then it hardly makes it better that he is increasingly seen stepping out of the counsellors building, and sounrces say he close to had a huge breakdown when one of the teachers didnt allow him through to their offices in tutor period. Should anonymous be comenting on all these occurences? Oh well...
NOTHING STAYS SECRET FOREVER
Lots of Love
Anonymous
Spotted at Chadstone, with three unidentified strangers, was seen flocking through the high-end designer stores, building up a cluster of carrier bags shop by shop and almost looking like he was having fun. The not so recent gossip on M is that a certain depressed state has returned. Bulimia and now this M, watever wil u do?
:( :( :(
and then it hardly makes it better that he is increasingly seen stepping out of the counsellors building, and sounrces say he close to had a huge breakdown when one of the teachers didnt allow him through to their offices in tutor period. Should anonymous be comenting on all these occurences? Oh well...
NOTHING STAYS SECRET FOREVER
Lots of Love
Anonymous
Monday, March 8, 2010
V for faux
Remember little hung-over V?
She got our sources attention again today following a lrge shopping spree in Jimmy Choo, and in a noticable faux fur coat. V has been known to keep ahead of the weather, but perhaps this is a little ridiculous, as Melbourne is stifling.
She bought the new season Jimmy bag, which Anonymous is in love with, and costs upwards of $5000. Don't we just love girls who know how to impulse buy?
We also hear that is the storm of 06/03/2010, V's Mummys Bentley got slightly damaged. Will that stop her daughter from gaining every girls dream bag, not for a second
NOTHING STAYS SECRET FOREVER
Lots of love
Anonymous
She got our sources attention again today following a lrge shopping spree in Jimmy Choo, and in a noticable faux fur coat. V has been known to keep ahead of the weather, but perhaps this is a little ridiculous, as Melbourne is stifling.
She bought the new season Jimmy bag, which Anonymous is in love with, and costs upwards of $5000. Don't we just love girls who know how to impulse buy?
We also hear that is the storm of 06/03/2010, V's Mummys Bentley got slightly damaged. Will that stop her daughter from gaining every girls dream bag, not for a second
NOTHING STAYS SECRET FOREVER
Lots of love
Anonymous
M'S "TEA PARTY"
The Latest on our Regular M
The boy who everyone suspected of being gay, the one seen outside Tiffany's, is reported to have thrown a truy spectacular 16th bash on Saturday night. The details were heavily concealed as security was high and rumours were it was a gatecrashers dream, with Sushi, a Croque en Bouche and Pellegrino in its bucketloads but during all the talk it became associated with being a "gay tea party". Ended up a pool party wen a boy was pushed in with his best friends samsung on person. Dancing, expensive cake and Lady Gaga songs were the theme of the evening.
Darling little M, he's growing up :P
NOTHING STAYS SECRET FOREVER
Lots of Love
Anonymous
The boy who everyone suspected of being gay, the one seen outside Tiffany's, is reported to have thrown a truy spectacular 16th bash on Saturday night. The details were heavily concealed as security was high and rumours were it was a gatecrashers dream, with Sushi, a Croque en Bouche and Pellegrino in its bucketloads but during all the talk it became associated with being a "gay tea party". Ended up a pool party wen a boy was pushed in with his best friends samsung on person. Dancing, expensive cake and Lady Gaga songs were the theme of the evening.
Darling little M, he's growing up :P
NOTHING STAYS SECRET FOREVER
Lots of Love
Anonymous
OLIVIA WITH KIDS!!!!
not exactly a private school girl, in fact, a dirt poor waste of space. I simply found this story hilarous, as im the kind of person that beleives in schadenfruede.
A girl from my primary school, a bossy little tart called Olivia who used to laugh at me, and make me cry, exclude me from her converstaions, and spread rumors aout me, was today spotted emerging out of the St. Vincent de Paul church in Strathmore with not one, but TWO children in hand and a very dazed looking boyfriend. A church you ask? Wouldnt really have expected a girl like O to be religious. Beliv me i didnt either, until my source told me that not-so-sweet Olivia was holding a baby in a Christening gown. What hilarity! They were all clad in Target last season markdowns and despite the pity i feel for this poor trashy gal in her hideous gettup, ill alays remember that she was the one who tripped me on the stairs, who had told the teachers i was the one talking i class wen she was,and who convinced all the boys to pick me last every spot class
Hoping god will help you? Here's to you Olivia! You won't get into heaven by sleepig around
Will keep you posted, next thing we know she might get cankles and a fat arse!
NOTHING STAYS SECRET FOREVER
Lots of Love
Anonymous
A girl from my primary school, a bossy little tart called Olivia who used to laugh at me, and make me cry, exclude me from her converstaions, and spread rumors aout me, was today spotted emerging out of the St. Vincent de Paul church in Strathmore with not one, but TWO children in hand and a very dazed looking boyfriend. A church you ask? Wouldnt really have expected a girl like O to be religious. Beliv me i didnt either, until my source told me that not-so-sweet Olivia was holding a baby in a Christening gown. What hilarity! They were all clad in Target last season markdowns and despite the pity i feel for this poor trashy gal in her hideous gettup, ill alays remember that she was the one who tripped me on the stairs, who had told the teachers i was the one talking i class wen she was,and who convinced all the boys to pick me last every spot class
Hoping god will help you? Here's to you Olivia! You won't get into heaven by sleepig around
Will keep you posted, next thing we know she might get cankles and a fat arse!
NOTHING STAYS SECRET FOREVER
Lots of Love
Anonymous
Monday, March 1, 2010
Anonymous' Bash on Bulimia
Rumours are circulating that M's been spotted quite a few times in the school toilet cubicles on all-fours. Its also been noticable that the result is quite a weight-loss, and has also been seen holding hand to the head or stomach at various occassions. Also the school swimming carnival was held yesterday and someone was noticably absent.
We certainly dont beleive in bulimia for one thing, but whats possessing delicate M to get to knees every lunchtime. News of this has certainly leaked already, as its reported to be the gossip of the entire school. How will M deal with ths publicity blow.
You can guarantee I'll will keep reporting every step of the way
NOTHING STAYS SECRET FOREVER
Lots of Love
Anonymous
We certainly dont beleive in bulimia for one thing, but whats possessing delicate M to get to knees every lunchtime. News of this has certainly leaked already, as its reported to be the gossip of the entire school. How will M deal with ths publicity blow.
You can guarantee I'll will keep reporting every step of the way
NOTHING STAYS SECRET FOREVER
Lots of Love
Anonymous
V spotted playing the hungover celeb
Today, spotted by a sub with a keen eye, at the charming ladies school with a yearly fee of $20,000, our very own party girl V stepped out of daddy's Land Rover with a pasty face, unwashed hair and large sunglasses. We've no confirmation on any wild party for V's social calendar last night, so wtf is going on
Party animals fill me in on all the deets. V might not be Daddy's little princess much longer
NOTHING STAYS SECRET FOREVER
Lots of Love
Anonymous
Party animals fill me in on all the deets. V might not be Daddy's little princess much longer
NOTHING STAYS SECRET FOREVER
Lots of Love
Anonymous
M spotted outside Tiffanys (WITH WHO???)
Anonymous' First post, how scintillating!
Oh please, not exactly. We cram any readers out there with the first details on an exclsive private boys school, located in Toorak. A certain boy (lets just call him M) from a certain well off family was seen emerging out of Tiffany & Co with the signature blue bag by one of his school rivals. The guard opened the door and M came out and hopped into the waiting Porsche.
BUT GET THIS! It's not what he was doing spending an undoubtedly obscene amount of money at a designer jeweller, or even who it was for, but who he was with. Spotted by a rival, someone with lips not tight enough, he emerged with a tanned muscular latino boy, too close to be friends, yet far enough to suggest they dislike the idea of people knowing about them.
M's sexuality had been debate over for years, andwe are especially curious to know if he is about to be dragged out of the closet screaming. There was a time in the past when the mention of a different gender preference would have sent little M running for the nearest counsellors office, but it harly seems so now
Keep me updated with all the deets
NOTHING STAYS SECRET FOREVER
Lots of Love
Anonymous
Oh please, not exactly. We cram any readers out there with the first details on an exclsive private boys school, located in Toorak. A certain boy (lets just call him M) from a certain well off family was seen emerging out of Tiffany & Co with the signature blue bag by one of his school rivals. The guard opened the door and M came out and hopped into the waiting Porsche.
BUT GET THIS! It's not what he was doing spending an undoubtedly obscene amount of money at a designer jeweller, or even who it was for, but who he was with. Spotted by a rival, someone with lips not tight enough, he emerged with a tanned muscular latino boy, too close to be friends, yet far enough to suggest they dislike the idea of people knowing about them.
M's sexuality had been debate over for years, andwe are especially curious to know if he is about to be dragged out of the closet screaming. There was a time in the past when the mention of a different gender preference would have sent little M running for the nearest counsellors office, but it harly seems so now
Keep me updated with all the deets
NOTHING STAYS SECRET FOREVER
Lots of Love
Anonymous
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